Breaking: Ken Completes New X-Rated Masterpiece For Members
*WARNING: THIS BREAKING NEWS STORY IS EXTREMELY NSFW BUT THEN AGAIN IT’S PROBABLY TOO LATE BY NOW*
In the early hours of this morning, Monday, February 27th 2017, Ken Early finally put the finishing touches on one of the most important works of his career. Ken’s ‘David’ featuring his interpretation of a naked David Luiz will now be available to World Service members as part of their induction packs.
An exhausted Early commented: “There are times when you do the work. And there are times when the work does you. Looking at “David” after I had finished the drawing, I found myself wishing it had been one of those times.”
— David Luiz (@DavidLuiz_4) January 31, 2017
If you want to hang a drawing of a butt-naked David Luiz (or fully-clothed Klopp, Cantona or Devin Toner) on your bathroom wall then you simply must become a member of the Second Captains World Service. You’ll also receive added nerdy treats such as a 20% discount code for our shop and the amazing Second Captains badge (see below). Oh and you’ll receive access to all our daily shows broadcast on secondcaptains.com but quite frankly, who cares about those.
Join The Second Captains World Service now for access to all our shows.
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— Second Captains (@SecondCaptains) February 27, 2017