WHAT IS THE SECOND CAPTAINS WORLD SERVICE?
The Second Captains World Service is our independent, member-led online station that allows you to listen to all your favourite Second Captains produced podcasts every day of the week. It’s so easy to join via the Patreon platform so check out what we have to offer below. And don’t worry, you can get the World Service on your phone via your favourite podcast app too, find out how by clicking here.
NEW SHOWS EVERY DAY.
We broadcast (at least) six podcasts weekly, two on Monday, and a show every day from Tuesday to Friday and you can access all our ad-free programming on both desktop and mobile for €5 a month.
As well as the daily podcasts, members also get the Second Captaineer induction pack, first option on tickets to live events, and plenty more nice stuff (see right).
SECOND CAPTAINEERS AROUND THE WORLD ASSEMBLE!
WHAT THE GANG GET.
When you become a Second Captaineer, you’ll receive:
Complete access to all our daily podcasts on the World Service including The Second Captains Podcast, Second Captains Football, The Ken Early Politics Podcast and all breaking news podcasts.
- The Second Captaineer induction pack which includes an SC badge (not available elsewhere), personalised sketching from Ken Early (Cantona, Klopp, David Luiz or Devin Toner) and our exciting welcome note (it's exciting).
- A private link to get all our shows on any podcast player on your phone or tablet.
- Priority notice for all live events with advance warning of ticket release dates.
- Access to members-only events and shows.
- Discounts on everything in the Second Captains Shop.
- Instant access to all our existing shows and archive.
- Our love (again in exciting welcome note form).
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Second Captains World Service Schedule
The Ken Early Politics Podcast, Breaking News Podcasts and The Player’s Chair with Richie Sadlier (monthly).
still got questions?
WHY USE PATREON?
We have decided to use Patreon as it is an experienced platform that will ensure our members payment security and privacy. Their help desk is excellent and can provide constant support and the whole system is completely transparent. There are no varying or ‘premium’ prices and no lengthy commitments required. Everybody pays the same and our members control how successful the World Service is.
HOW DO I INPUT MY RSS FEED INTO MY PODCAST PROVIDER?
We have put a detailed article together which should make it really easy for you to get all our shows on your phone or tablet once you have signed up. Check it out here.
CAN I SHARE MY RSS FEED ONCE I AM A MEMBER?
No you can’t, the RSS is an individual link just for you. Patreon can trace multiple users so please do not share your link as they will shut off your Patreon access and the RSS link itself. Feel free to let someone else wear your badge.
WHY AM I BEING CHARGED VAT?
All companies in Europe have to charge value-added tax (VAT) on goods and services sold. The rate of VAT you have to pay depends on the country in which you are based: different countries have different rates of VAT. So members in Ireland will pay 23% VAT, members in the UK 20%, members in Switzerland 8%, and so on. The VAT charged on membership accrues to Patreon, who make the VAT returns to governments in the relevant countries.
WHY IS THE PRICE IN DOLLARS?
The price is expressed in dollars because Patreon is a US company and works in dollars. The company do not (at this moment in time) allow for currency changes. The dollar cost of membership is equal to five euros. The dollar amount can fluctuate in response to changes in the dollar-euro exchange rate, but the amount charged will always be equal to five euros.
WHEN DO I GET CHARGED?
When you become a member you get charged immediately. All subsequent payments will be charged at the start of every month.
DO I PICK MY KEN EARLY DRAWING AND WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE JURGEN KLOPP, DEVIN TONER, NAKED DAVID LUIZ OR ERIC CANTONA?
Ken has a unique talent at drawing only a small number of sportspeople. He has mastered both Klopp and Cantona and feels Toner has some unique individual physical characteristics that also make him easy to draw. He has also added a recent NSFW of David Luiz. Email email@example.com stating your preference for Klopp, Cantona, Luiz or Toner if you refuse to accept a random choice.
IF I BECOME A MEMBER CAN YOU PROMISE NEVER TO BROADCAST EOIN’S POEMS AGAIN?
Yes. To expedite this process, you can contact McDevitt directly with your concerns about his shitty feature @EoinMcDevitt.
IF I BECOME A MEMBER AND DECIDE I REALLY DON’T LIKE YOU, CAN I END OUR LITTLE ARRANGEMENT?
Yes. You can break our hearts any time you want. Just send back the badge because you won’t deserve it anymore. All you have to do is go to your Patreon profile and delete your pledge. Easy yet so cruel.
WHY ARE THERE SO FEW QUESTIONS ON HERE, IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY?
Yes. Please email your other questions to firstname.lastname@example.org and we can add both the intelligent and the funny on here.